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Monday, March 3, 2014

Three Reasons Why I Am Going to Hell

1. I encourage her to watch gory, brutal violence. 

This happens to be her favorite.

2. I videotape her when she expresses emotions.

We can't help it. It's so darn cute.

3. I serve as mouthpiece for her princess voice.

I know. This last one will drop me right into the Ninth Circle of Hell.
But dang it, it's funny, and she seems to be on the joke.

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